Praise for Gods of the Jungle Planet!

The power of Guy & Campbell continues to grow, as waves of praise continue to flood us, soaking all of our books and us as well, and we’re trying to remain afloat so we don’t drown and die!  Thanks, everyone!

Here are some of the excellent things said by exceptionally tasteful readers over on Goodreads:

“this book probably is to dude culture what Twilight is to the ladies.”

i hope this is in the running for best book of 2012 at the end of the year. i will certainly be voting for it.

Gods of the Jungle Planet is like Alien and/or Predator and/or Alien vs. Predator was skull-fucked to death by Harry Turtledove’s keyboard and revived by an Earth-shaking all-male Comicon orgy…on acid…and gang-raped by Steven Spielberg’s special effects team circa 1993…also on acid.”

“This book is fucking hilarious. It is insanity. It is far, far, far beyond the point of ridiculousness – Ladies and Gentlemen, we have reached Genius. Enjoy your stay.”

“this isn’t good, whatever that means. I don’t recommend it to the squeamish and the sensible. But I laughed out loud – or in the parlance of our times, lol’d – more often than was wise. Fuck wisdom when you’ve got sex scenes this gross, misogyny this dense, or assholes this flaming. Life is a continuity error, baby. Gimme some sugar. ”

“funny in a good way, like sex with a dinosaur or wearing a raptor suit and throwing ice cold water at men’s private parts…in space.”

“This book is a hell of a lot of fun!”

Yes, with careful cutting and pasting, we can find LOTS of good things people have inadvertently said about Gods of the Jungle Planet! As the release of Double Feature is rushing towards us rapidly, perhaps we should take this moment to bask in the excellence of Vernon’s first published work. What was your favorite quote? Mine is probably this:

“Unfortunately for Sampson, the naked mole rat was in heat at the moment.”

Thanks to all of the Goodreads reviewers who have written about Vernon’s first published book. Although he has been in the bathroom for the last two hours, I can assure you he is quite excited. It has been an action-packed five months since the book came out, what with reading reviews, and napping, and trying to keep Vernon sober. We are hoping you like Double Feature even more!

If you haven’t read Gods of the Jungle Planet yet, now is the time to do so! Check it out on Amazon!

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